Script
At the end of a round “Hmm, you seem to be having an easy time, aren’t you contestant? Better change that. (Shouting) NEW ROUND.”
At the end of a round “It’s just one round, no big deal. Let’s see how you deal with this!”
At the end of a round “Okay, okay, not bad. But we’re just getting started!”
If the VR player succeeds the game timer “An unprecedented victory for our contestant, here tonight. But they’ve got a long way to go if they wanna best The Danger Zone!”
If the AR player succeeds hacking the mainframe “Whoa, whoa, whoa. What’s going on? Where’s the lights? The cameras? The action!? (Shouting) AND WHERE’S MY DAMN COFFEE? (Back to Normal) (Sigh) Some’s getting fired for this one, and it ain’t gonna be me!”
When the player is hit “Oooooh, that’s gotta hurt!”
At random intervals mid-round “Come on, Contestant. Pick up the pace! I can hear the crowd’s snores from here.”
After the player is ignited “Hey, whose cooking in here? Oh, wait. It’s just our contestant.” After the player is ignited “Wow, our contestant is on fire! Literally.”
At the beginning of the Ball Bonanza round “Is that a bird? Is it a plane? No, wait. It’s a bird. Oh, sorry contestant, got distracted there. It’s time for (Louder and Stretched Pronunciation) Ball Bonanza!”
At the beginning of the Ball Bonanza round “Alright, it’s my favourite round. It’s… (Slight Pause) (Whisper) which round was it? Oh, okay. (Back to Normal) It’s (Louder and Stretched Pronunciation) Ball Bonanza!”
At the beginning of the Ballista Blitz round “Well contestant, best hope you brought some chainmail because we’re about to start (Louder and Stretched Pronunciation) Ballista Blitz!”
At the beginning of the Ballista Blitz round “Hey contestant? Is your name Don Quixote? Because we’re about to get chivalrous in here with (Louder and Stretched Pronunciation) Ballista Blitz!”
At the beginning of the Raid and Plunder round “Crash, Bang, Kaboom. The sound of cannons and smell of gunpowder can only mean one thing? It’s time for (Louder and Stretched Pronunciation) Raid and Plunder!”
At the beginning of the Raid and Plunder round “(Pirate Accent) Yargh, contestant. Yer better move quickly now, or yee-uh… Ugh, enough of that. It’s time for (Louder and Stretched Pronunciation) Raid and Plunder!”
At the end of a round “It’s just one round, no big deal. Let’s see how you deal with this!”
At the end of a round “Okay, okay, not bad. But we’re just getting started!”
If the VR player succeeds the game timer “An unprecedented victory for our contestant, here tonight. But they’ve got a long way to go if they wanna best The Danger Zone!”
If the AR player succeeds hacking the mainframe “Whoa, whoa, whoa. What’s going on? Where’s the lights? The cameras? The action!? (Shouting) AND WHERE’S MY DAMN COFFEE? (Back to Normal) (Sigh) Some’s getting fired for this one, and it ain’t gonna be me!”
When the player is hit “Oooooh, that’s gotta hurt!”
At random intervals mid-round “Come on, Contestant. Pick up the pace! I can hear the crowd’s snores from here.”
After the player is ignited “Hey, whose cooking in here? Oh, wait. It’s just our contestant.” After the player is ignited “Wow, our contestant is on fire! Literally.”
At the beginning of the Ball Bonanza round “Is that a bird? Is it a plane? No, wait. It’s a bird. Oh, sorry contestant, got distracted there. It’s time for (Louder and Stretched Pronunciation) Ball Bonanza!”
At the beginning of the Ball Bonanza round “Alright, it’s my favourite round. It’s… (Slight Pause) (Whisper) which round was it? Oh, okay. (Back to Normal) It’s (Louder and Stretched Pronunciation) Ball Bonanza!”
At the beginning of the Ballista Blitz round “Well contestant, best hope you brought some chainmail because we’re about to start (Louder and Stretched Pronunciation) Ballista Blitz!”
At the beginning of the Ballista Blitz round “Hey contestant? Is your name Don Quixote? Because we’re about to get chivalrous in here with (Louder and Stretched Pronunciation) Ballista Blitz!”
At the beginning of the Raid and Plunder round “Crash, Bang, Kaboom. The sound of cannons and smell of gunpowder can only mean one thing? It’s time for (Louder and Stretched Pronunciation) Raid and Plunder!”
At the beginning of the Raid and Plunder round “(Pirate Accent) Yargh, contestant. Yer better move quickly now, or yee-uh… Ugh, enough of that. It’s time for (Louder and Stretched Pronunciation) Raid and Plunder!”